Friday, February 08, 2008

A Sports Metaphor

I could give you an account of last night's Senate hearing, but kavips has a more entertaining, if fanciful, version:

BREAKING: NFL Commissioners Annul Super Bowl Results Pending Further Study

In a largely unknown formality, the NFL Commissioners met today to sanction the results of Sunday’s game. Usually they meet, agree to accept the games outcome, and it can then become official.
Apparently one of the group voted no, and since the vote has to be unanimous, the identity of the champion is in limbo.
“This is outrageous.” said Commissioner Kowalko. “Almost 100 million watched it live. All of them saw with their own eyes that it was won by the Giants”.
“Not so fast”, said NFL detractor McDowell. “There are calls that may have been overlooked during the actual game which could possibly annul a touchdown and switch the game around completely, giving the unbeaten New England Patriots, their perfect record after all.”

I guess it's not over 'til it's over.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tough love time. The wind company should set a deadline to be told up or down. And we deserve to know if Carney and the General Assembly have the kahunas to stand up to Delmarva Power. If it's not done by June 1, the wind farm is justified in waving bye - bye.

8:20 PM, February 08, 2008  
Anonymous Jason330 said...

Interesting Idea. Blue water could turn the tables by laying down a deadline.

7:13 AM, February 09, 2008  

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